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submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh man Alternative Mike, how's that guy doin?

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

His Weezer cover band is decent.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm at a loss as to what this is supposed to say.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think Mike is a typo for milk and they really meant to ask if you want a non-dairy cream. Which Mike is all too happy to whip up a batch of.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Oh that makes so much sense.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I think OF could just be OR. And Mike is the customer but they forgot the capitalization and comma.

i.e. Would you like cream or alternative, Mike?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Original Mike it is, then 🫦🍆💦🍵

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Scorpio!

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm more of a Jock Mike guy myself

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reads above: Spicy Ginger Tea.

I guess Alternative Mike might be from Boston.

This sounds like a B plot from Doom Patrol.