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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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"I wish I was right all the time". 'Your wish is my command' the genie told the pessimist. (dubvee.org)
submitted 6 months ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
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[โ€“] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

If you could literally form the reality of the universe with your voice all day every day, I don't think you'd be a pessimist for long...

[โ€“] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Now you can only speak in facts, you cannot even attempt to lie or guess about anything