pull out the zester and take off that outer rine. slice it into haves and squeeze out all of the juice, and throw the pulp away. sprinkle the juice over a nice piece of fish and some salad. cook the fish and serve the salad. problems solved.

Find a fuck-load of sugar and carbonated water

Good luck :)

Give them to me.

I mean, you make lemonade. Not just because of the adage, but because lemonade is delicious.

Throw them at the clown who gave them to you while you were asking for something to eat.

Make love

Not war

Make lemonade.

How badly are you anchored in you current location. If nothing is holding you back, drop everything, pick a direction and go, till you find something or something finds you.

Build a lemon cannon and fire them right back.