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[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'd make the PC take at least some damage from the gravel munch, even if successful.

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then later when they hit camp or eat a meal. Have them roll for constitution. Failure leads to spitting out a broken tooth and a future visit to the blacksmith to get it pulled.

[–] akai@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I misread that as 'roll for constipation'

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... He never said he spat out the gravel. Brings a whole new meaning to pebble dashing the toilet.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

"What the hell are you doing in there? Laying cobblestone?"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a healing spell be a better option?

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For healing, absolutely. I just like the idea of having him require a visit to the local blacksmith where he has to explain how he broke his tooth. Purely for the sake of embarrassing him when they eventually ask why he thought it was a good idea.

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Save vs death on their next bowel movement

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude be like "They call it a rest room but I'm fighting for my fucking life in here!"

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Naw, unless they abuse it you're just punishing creativity. The Constitution roll at camp mentioned elsewhere is a good idea.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DM: He wears an iron headband, like a crown.

ME: Under or above his horns?

DM (thinking): Under. Wearing it over his horns would make it to small.

ME: So he cannot lose or remove that headband easily?

DM (suspicious): Nnno?!?!

ME: OK, Heat Metal

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Now I'm starting to wonder... Are zippers a thing? Hell, I know piercings are. Thankfully you need to see the object you cast Heat Metal on. Otherwise I would pity the man who got a Prince Albert pierced.