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[-] somewhiteguy@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Imagine the Super-Bug that would be created from this kind of thing.

Either it would destroy the world, or New York would become a complete haven of people totally immune to nearly all diseases.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

They would definitely come with single use plastic tips.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's already a Dr Who episode, with the whole backed up traffic.

[-] acid_falcon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Hah that's actually two different episodes, but they took place at the same time

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2024

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