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submitted 5 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/askuk@feddit.uk

Let's address the absolute travesty of the imperial system and the outrageous misnomer of calling cookies 'biscuits' – care to justify this colossal error?

Ok ok ok ok, if you've gotten this far, I am totally just teasing yall. So don't get mad lol stuffs different everywhere I know, and I know America is like, the only country that uses metric.

I just like to mess with y'all about it. Cause biscuits here, is a little circular bread ppl eat with dinner type foods. Cookies a desert.

Then the centimeters shit 🤣 MAN, I mean fuck lol you can't blame me okay, every time I'm shopping online especially when I'm buying a fucking bra or something else specific like that,

I'll find like a super, super, well made cute one. And it'll be a super unique and cute ass fucking bra. Eactly what I'm looking for that I can't find in the states. So the pressure is on at now at that point.

And then right when I go to order it, itll show me some fucking sizing chart with Algebraic geometry and the theoretical framework in physics that attempts to unify all of the fundamental forces and particles of nature into one cohesive framework.

And there's only like two of them left in stock, so I gotta hurry up and guess .

Like dammit lol like why ?

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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

OK, this was a thing that happened. Shutting it down.

Then the centimeters shit 🤣 MAN, I mean fuck lol you can’t blame me okay, every time I’m shopping online especially when I’m buying a fucking bra or something else specific like that,

If this is a genuine issue, see: Bra size calculator.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Biscuit is, like, a shape. *long puff*

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[-] Alice@hilariouschaos.com -5 points 5 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin hilarious lol 🤣

[-] Alice@hilariouschaos.com -5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

" colossal error" 🤣 that shits fucking hilarious 😂 I don't even talk like that online or irl

[-] Alice@hilariouschaos.com -5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

SpoilerI had to ask chatgpt how to frame this lol

SpoilerOkay, don't say some of you, say all of them. Be like it's an undeniable fact. Like, your opinion is absolute truth, and they are completely, totally, completely wrong. Exaggerate it. Extremely. Make it so severe that, like, it'll make them angry enough to click on it to argue.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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