A little tank, a male version of tankette.
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
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imagine being a soldier in Fascist Italy getting propaganda all about bringing back greatness to the Roman empire, supremacy and all the shit, then they shove you in one of these to fight Greece
This one is Soviet's ASU-76. It didn't get pass prototype stage, but led to the development of ASU-57.
Damn, I thought it was that shitty Italian tank
I mean according to the Bible I guess they're from "Tanki" and not liberal?!?
Wtf I'm a Christian now
A tankie is a member of the official Thomas the Tank Engine fan club.
An employee of a think tank.
Does working for an ML think tank make you a tankie^2^?
And if your job is to clean the fish tank... are you a tankie^3^?
A person who wears tank tops.
Someone who plays this game
It's a kind of Japanese raccoon with giant balls.
Tankies drive an extra 30 minutes to a gas station where their full tank costs 5 cents less.
a tankie is someone who says 'tank you!' to the tank driver
Someone who is built like an absolute tank
It's a lil tank
Somebody who likes to say "thanks" for things, but despises using the letter "h".
"Tanks!"
"Tank you so much, I appreciate it!"
"Tanks for olding my place in line, I needed tat."
They're just really thankful people who can't abide the monstrosity that is the letter h.
Wise choice. Too many arguments as to whether it's pronounced h, h, or h. It's obviously the first one but will anybody listen?
A fish living in captivity.
People who believe in the god-ordained order of oil tanker drivers being who dictate politics
Today I found out that I'm not a tankie 😭
I believe that the opinions of oil tanker drivers have less weight than the opinions of those who have TOR🅱️EDO
Is this a Hummus torbedo 😳😳?
Supporter of a totalitarian dictatorship invading a nation it oppressed to quell a popular uprising led by liberal students and socialists seeking democracy, self determination, and an end to the despotic Stalinist regime.
someone with a serious disdain for abandoned bicycles
Love this one
Nice
It's a sleeveless shirt.
Its like a Capri Sun but the straw is the barrel of a tank
A miserable little pile of SECRETS!!!! But enough talk, have at you!
The vehicle Vladimir Zed-lin-minh used to run over 18345831458318945893189458913 peaceful protestors wearing black suits and red armbands (they were pacifists fighting the evil regime!!!!!!)
people who love keeping live fish in their house
When you're playing a team game, and you "tanked" the win so your team lost.
Then your team screams "Go to hell, tankie!" at you.
Somebody who puts on their favourite scuba diving gear and then hides in the septic tank at music festivals.
There’s only one right answer, and it’s a shibboleth that no lib can utter.
not me (it's wrong because I actually am, checkmate liberals😎)
Person who fills up propane tanks
stores lots fluid
It's the spare key hanging on the hook by the door of an apartment that the lazy landlord painted over in a darker shade of beige. Very useful when you lose the main key. Just take a knife to the wall and dig it out.