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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Where I'm from, there's the expression "you'd look good in a binbag", which is supposed to mean that you'd even look good wearing a binbag, but I've always thought it sounds like someone wants to chop you up and throw you in the bin.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

"when I'm finished, you're gonna be in multiple time zones at once."

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

“Blow this guy away, it’s blow this guy away

[–] Snapperhead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

General well wishes with zero actual threat that come off as extremely threatening

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Only_Slightly_Bent@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'll hit you until I pass out

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I will moisten your socks

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

One of my go-to phrases is "Imma feed you to a cow".

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will salt your papercuts.

I will grate your cheese.

I shall end your bloodline, with a spoon.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I will grate your cheese.

I mean I'm making quesadillas so that'd be great... er, very nice of you.

the spoon thing tho that's pretty good

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I hope this email finds you before I do"

[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I want to collect your shadow"

It's from the band Craft's song I Want To Commit Murder. Pretty great black metal.

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds more creepy romantic than threatening, like something a stalker would say.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Half of these are just OOP's kinks showing

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
  • I will edge you then ruin your orgasm

Like seriously OP just go watch some toe sucking watersports porn on Bing.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought the idea of biting someone else's tooth out was unsettling.

[–] squeakycat@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where have you heard that?! That's new and disturbing imagery to me.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Just my head

[–] SrTobi@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When asked what their biggest fear is most people say stuff like "spiders" and "heights"... And I'm always like "why is never anyone thinking about being tortured to death?" is there something worse? I doubt it

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being tortured almost to death is worse, because, once you recover, they can do it all over again

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Being tortured to death and brought back multiple times then set free. No amount of therapy will guide you out of the woods after that.