I feel personally attacked.

I just started it man. Guess I’ll have to push it back…

laughs maniacally in bidet

Dat finger tho

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

Me lying in bed.

grabs pillow case

Lol got me with this one! Wiping!

Yes, ma'am 🫡

But i just ast down..

Shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass

Mmmmm hmmm

Laverne!

Too late, it's crusty

I'm gonna need a chisel and hammer

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!

Oh, she got me!

Phone poop 😁.

But I can feel some more up there, I gotta wait for it to come out

Damn. This was pretty well timed for me. Guess im done here.

That got me exactly in right moment