sure thing just put this in your bio:
"The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry"
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
102 points (100.0% liked)
askchapo
23069 readers
88 users here now
Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer ~~thought-provoking~~ questions.
Rules:
-
Posts must ask a question.
-
If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.
-
Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.
-
Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
Can't wait to match with the leftist love of my life only for our accounts to get terminated before exchanging phone numbers because we're inciting violence against landowners
smh my head, this is why we need open source dating apps
(but like if we could get everyone on dating apps to use one that unironically would be infinitely better than the shit we have now)
load more comments
(3 replies)
I would match you immediately.
if anyone has this in their bio, I'm sliding straight into their DMs with "death to landlords, wanna grab coffee?"
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(13 replies)
☭ < fuck subtlety, put this in your bio
@Finger@hexbear.net say the line, bart
no more half measures walter
That's my man :picard-pointing:
I did this once and shortly thereafter had the hottest date of my life with a dope commie
the entire transcript of 
"hey leftists can you gimme something subtle"
"lead off with denouncing US propaganda against the soviet union, yknow, to test the waters"
If you don't shout "Joseph Stalin saved the world from fascism and the reactionaries who formed the Nazi Arming & Training Organization will never forgive him for that!" at everyone you're attracted to you are basically a liberal ngl
load more comments
(1 replies)
A more genuine answer might be the Debs soul in prison quote. It's a really clear statement of values without being frighteningly radical.
That's actually a pretty good suggestion
load more comments
(1 replies)
A yellow Parenti filter on the pfp should work too
"I hate writing bios on dating apps, I'm always Stalin for time"
"My favorite Christmas tune is Engels Bells"
"Seeking soulmate to form vanguard party with"
"Not swiping on my profile is a twelfth form of liberalism"
"Looking to make a Great Leap Forward in my dating life"
these are so corny i love them
"Looking for a fellow traveler"
It's kind of an older phrase though
I wouldn't recognize that one as a leftist dogwhistle, I think
"looking for a maoist fellow traveler"
at least where i live, like two thirds or more of dating profiles included some reference to travelling or travel buddy
I would assume this means you're a gay guy in like 1945
I think any sort of play on "workers of the world unite!" Or even a conspicuously placed use of the word "union" would trigger my leftist alarm.
I can fix them
bold words, Cotton
this is a terrible suggestion
my dating bio is just the Maoist cult pizza slave story
Texting my matches like "Hey bby Imma make you feel like the women of East Germany before reunification ;)))"
I used to have surprisingly good responses on tinder by starting the discussion with "what's your opinion on Palestine?"
Most didn't have one but almost everyone responded and gave a good indication of their values with it (this obviously depends strongly on your area)
"Women hold up half the sky" would probably fly under the radar for most libs, and if they recognize it, they are most likely going to be annoying
I think you’re overthinking this. Literally just say “I’m a communist”, that’s gonna weed out pretty much everyone you wouldn’t want to get with anyway.
dont date liberals its bad for your soul. it will burn you from the inside./hj
also if you put communist or anarchist in your bio liberals will want to date you much much more.
load more comments
(1 replies)
"I don't date conservatives or liberals, but I'm repeating myself."
Mine just says queer anticapitalist poly. Folks get the hint. The worst I ever get with that is Warren libs but they can be fixed.
"That's my surplus value, I don't know you!"
"No bigots"
I met my wife by just putting that I was a communist in my bio. She had that she liked to read communist political books. You could just outright say it but that might be dangerous depending on who you're meeting up with.
I did a bit about adding "inspiring eco terrorist" to my dating profile a while back.
Obviously it was a bit... and parody.. a joke.
spoiler
“I only sleep with communists. I will test you”
More of a foghorn i suppose
"Stalin didn't go far enough"
view more: next ›