TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

Yee

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

DOODOOCACA

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

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I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.