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We were having a great convo about voting, then he dabbed, called me old and said skibidi toilet on his way out the door. Smdh my damn head.

Kids these days.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

You've got to increase your level of buss, I believe.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Im gettin to old for this shit

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

You need at least two.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

So, more bussy.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if he needs a cooler dad I'm available

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

great post!

[–] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

When I was younger, I replaced every icon on my cousin's desktop with a youtube link to the pawn stars intro. I'd probably update it with Megalovania or something else like that.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remind him to PokemonGo-to-the-polls.

[–] Bnova@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Start referring to him as your step son and do not elaborate.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

lmao bodied

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Tell him you had sex with his mother then T-pose to assert dominance

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a school teacher so I have much wisdom on this matter. You must tell him "I have been surpassed. Ohio. Mea Culpa. Mea Culpa. Fanum tax. Mea Maxima Culpa. The reigns of this home are yours, bear them with grace and might in equal measure. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa."

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Ive already removed the ceremonial bull horn and blown the signal note. It is now in motion.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Getting an 'SMDH my damn head' neck tattoo

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

You have to cap on his rizz.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Kill him. It's your only option. Sad that is has come to this :(
Edit - tone clarifyer: joking

[–] nabana@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hi, is this where I'm supposed to go for the Antinatalist struggle session?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

No, sorry that's down the hall and to the left. This is the anti-parenting strugglesession, we've booked the forum for today.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You are larger and are therefore cooler, by volume

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Why doesnt the larger dad simply eat the smaller son?

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

do a sick kick flip down the stairs

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

He was right