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[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

Relax, it's Cat-6 compliant.

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah they could fit 5 more of them in there.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

No no you're thinking CAT 9 ;P

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

CAT 9 isn't reliable. There's a hard limit at 9, no one really knows why. It's best to stay below that limit to have a safety margin.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Its a subtle joke that cats have 9 lives, still thanks for the protip i've stayed away from cat 7-9 myself.

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago

Do you guys actually use wristbands? I just slap the rack before touching anything

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Slaps rack This baby will take care of all of your voltage differentials!

[-] PlexSheep@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Hybrid cat cage

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

W A R M T H

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Looks to me like some of the boys at Fermilab came up with an experiment to keep Schrodinger's cat inside the box but visible the whole time.

Did you know that at Fermilab if you're a boy, you get to play around with cool collapsable wave functions, and if you're a girl, you get to play around with groovy flavor-changing neutrinos.

[-] mlekar@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That’s NetApp, you just guess commands and hit tab, no need for certification …

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

A watchguard in a NetApp rack.

This is a fun meme.

It's a switch in the OP.... So there's a lot wrong here.

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

She's reading your files

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I've known more than one sysadmin that has done this.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

TIL anti-static wristbands are a thing. I need get me one of those.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

And floor mats, and other things too.

For almost all consumer situations, there's no need to use them. Even building a computer is fine without them.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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