*Community, this isn't Reddit, there are no "Sublemmys". This place has been around for 3 years, and as refugees we shouldn't try to change established norms.
Are you sure? I was told we were conducting a special shitposting operation here.
Finally, some good fucking prose in reply. Gratitude. It's no NATO astronaut ballad about Three Gorges, but it'll do.
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody else what to call a bunch of delegates, Leopard obsessers and aerophiliacs, the ur-text is quite safe.
Subkbins, then.
sh.itjust.works
subshits?
Where all the planefuckers at?
I think they may still be busy fucking planes
!carsfuckingdragons
Do pilots count?
NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?
NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.
Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Astronaut 2: Break into a song?
Astronaut 1: Yep.
I love the trenches,
I love the roadside mines,
I love blown bridges,
I love when turrets fly.
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds.
Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)
I love my plane-fus,
I love nuke submarines,
I love logistics,
I love democracy!
I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)
I love dictators
(I like to watch em hang)
I love Three Gorges
I love when things go bang!
I love the whole world
It's such a brilliant place
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)
Fucking glorious man
o7
Thanks! The moment I realized "democracy" fit the scansion I knew I was doomed lol
I think that planefuckers should be friends with gunfuckers.
The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
Mumbles in Dwarvish
...ma axe, ma'am
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