All of these have monkey paw written all over them...
I already talk to plants, they don't understand me and I don't understand them...
What's the downside of flight? Flight sounds awesome. Is walking no longer an option or something?
Oh not that kind of flight, it's fight or flight type of a thing. So whenever anything scary happens, the only thing one can do is run away.
See a big scary dog? Run away. Partner injures themselves? Run away. Have to attend an important meeting? Believe it or not, run away.
Flight you can't control (Charlotte and the chocolate factory style)
Fine as long as I can kill myself.
No, it instantly kills opponents, so it will kill your depression and self-loathing.
Monkey Paw Deal: you have no control over it. As soon as you start to view someone as your opponent in any way, they immediately die.
Irl liquor actually does/can give you poison breath, courage, feeling relaxed, instant death, and flight (once)
Flight several times. Jist need to miss the ground.
:The world if I could kill anyone I don,t like
Found Yagami Light's Lemmy account.
That weird pod thing in the middle has been next to the ring road in Manchester for over a decade now.
talk to plants
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH- every time the neighbor mows their lawn
Become a dragon
Perfect, I have no greater opponent than myself.
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