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Kaliningrad Governor Blames Immanuel Kant for Ukraine War (www.themoscowtimes.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Hubi@feddit.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going to be honest, I kant see how this is related.

[–] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Perhaps they should have read immanuel on how to concoct propaganda.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago

That's funny cause I blame the fall of the Soviet Union on all the famine

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I don't think he knows what the word "directly" means...

[–] ambitious_bones@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kant/enlightenment could be probably be blamed for a lot of the worlds current problems. But somehow I doubt this mayor is gonna make a solid argument.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago

In the sense that "human rights violations" aren't a problem if you don't believe in human rights, maybe.

[–] Beardedsausag3@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

I blame 2 ply toilet paper.. And Putler.

[–] Kilnier@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

🎶🎵

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think he needs a therapist...

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mayor after therapy:

"I blame Freud for the war."

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 2 years ago

"And by extension, my mother."

[–] SrTobi@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

How? Was Putin like: "perpetual piece? Fuck that, I show this guy!"?