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[-] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 79 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

:w

:w

:w

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esc

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:w

:w

:w

Average day in (neo)vim

[-] fylkenny@feddit.de 20 points 9 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

So choose wisely. All other editor instances must remain open forever.

[-] calzone_gigante@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 9 months ago

I use quake style terminals, and often start writing a file and completely forget about it and turn off the computer, and only remember what i left behind when i find the random recovery files around, so :w a lot is quite useful for me.

[-] kender242@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Quake? The FPS? I'm confused, though I knew a little about Linux

[-] calzone_gigante@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 9 months ago

Yes, on classic fps you could spaw a console that will drop down from the top os the screen, some terminal emulators allow you to do that.

I like it because then i have the terminal always open that i just draw from the top of the screen with a keypress

On KDE i do that with Yakuake, and on gnome with tilix

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[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

Some of us have PTSD from losing work back in the day. Now it’s just habit.

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[-] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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When you do this using Word online it be like “chill dude we autosave here, we got you” and I’m like “brother I do not trust you”.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You are wise beyond your years.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 24 points 9 months ago

We can optimize this further:

unsatisfied = true
while(unsatisfied) {
    key.dispatch(
        Keyboard::Ctrl,
        Keyboard::s
    )
}

..No, there is no instance where unsatisfied changes state

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[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

It's because the first time doesn't always work. I swear, sometimes it doesn't!

[-] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 months ago

Ctrl + C literally doesn't work at times, it drives me crazy. It might be due to some shitty applications and websites overriding it or adding complexity (Like copying not only the text but additional information).

I'm often 100% sure I copied the text, change the window and an old clipboard entry gets pasted.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

God I hate this so much. It's especially frustrating on mobile where it takes like thirty seconds to try to get the right part of the text copied and use the fucking magnified blue dots... Ugh.

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[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

CTRL + Shift + S is the real GOAT

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[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[-] sik0fewl@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago
[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Most accurate

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[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 9 points 9 months ago

C-x C-s wtf!

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

Ctrl+s means "stop the presses" to VT100 terminal emulators and you have to press ctrl+q to resume. Key combinations from a different era.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

I just can't stand Kate showing me a little orange bar meaning I have not saved the changes yet. The bar must be green! I am a slave to the green bar. The white dot in vscode (I use an open source build) is a bit more tolerable, but whenever I notice it I HAVE to save the file.

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[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I've never had to think about that with Intellij IDEA. It just works!

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[-] victorz@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I really should turn on auto save when vscode loses focus.

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago

Dude I save almost every time I type anything. It's muscle memory at this point.

[-] palarith@aussie.zone 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

lol, me when I transfer shit to my USB thumb drive.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Cost/benefit

Manually saving will save a lot more time than it not saving

[-] fu@libranet.de 8 points 9 months ago

you CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C

I CTRL+X CTRL+V we are not the same.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago

This is me in eclipse.

Because I used to do the single save and it failed

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oh, eclipse. I'm still happy I don't have to save in intellij .

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[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

MFRs are saving each keystroke they have access to.

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[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

I trust auto save in... Souls games.

[-] Adanisi@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

sync ; sync ; sync ; shutdown -h now

[-] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Meanwhile I, a gentleman

nmap <CR> :w<CR>

Binding the Enter key to save the current buffer. 🧐

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Closing tabs and one of them asks if you want to save changes

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Using JetBrains product, I never explicitly save while programming 😅

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
:for _ in range(32) | w | endfor
[-] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Dude, win + d fucks, and it fucks hard. Just press it again if you can't handle

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[-] M500@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I’m the same way. I think it’s just a matter of being conditioned to manually save for the majority of my computing life.

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