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[-] Lampshade@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 1 year ago

Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?

[-] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

It's common cat knowledge.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

That is what causes a greeble overflow error

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

If it's anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

[-] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

One of my cats' version of that flowchart replaces "nudge it" with "hit it with your butt" and "rubs it with your face".

[-] curiosityLynx@kglitch.social 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, that's still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.

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