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Next: Nacho cheese prices have quadruped, nacho cheese profits have tripled. When asked for comment, nacho cheese CEO states, "We all must sacrifice in these unpresidented times, " he Xed from his 30 million dollar home.
They're asking all local residents to chip in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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