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[-] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 7 months ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 10 points 7 months ago
[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 7 months ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[-] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...

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