Asklemmy

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Cyka B blyat!

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.

Flower boob trampoline

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

And thats why yo mama dead

Boy accidentally becomes God because a robot cockblocked him

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.