Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate

I don't take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.

Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.

Always go back out for it.. Always

Screw shower thoughts, where's shitter thoughts!?!

I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.

What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?

Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.

why am I laughing so hard

Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?

lol

btw