I've had Chinese girls pretend to message the wrong number and then start talking about cryptocurrency. Does that count?
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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No you’re safe! Those are just cute innocent girls invested in securing an independent financial future!
Chinese spy: (In sexy voice) So what’s in the secret burger sauce?
Me: I am the shield guarding the forbidden knowledge.
Chinese spy: (starts to do that one thing)
Me: Oh fu- it's just thousand island. We call it secret sauce but it's just thousand island straight from the bottle
It's thousand island salad dressing.
Forget Lovecraft, I want this short story
I live in Japan and get calls in Chinese that are pretending to be the Japanese government immigration division a lot. Well, I used to; I presume that's what my phone has been spam-trapping lately since no one actually calls.
I thought I met a mentally disturbed lady or very shitty spy recruiter once near the embassies in a swanky Tokyo neighborhood. I talked about it to some folks and it turns out I look a lot like one of the guys working at the German embassy at the time. So woman really interested in her visa or shitty spy recruiter.
I believe in a future where, it doesn't matter where you were raised, what school you attended, whether you make 12 figures or 6, everyone gets a chinese baddie.
Statistically, with how many people China has... We may just have a chance.
The library I work at has so many secrets…
What's wrong with a little pot of honey..
Honestly, can a Chinese spy take my trauma from me?
They can do that and more! All of their skills, resources, & magic are available to you. In return, they humbly request your assistance with their objectives.
Wasn't she just trying to make Nvidia more amenable to dealing in China? If having a tryst with a Chinese model and making a bunch of money off of it isn't winning at life, I don't know what is.
Until the divorce settlement comes...