Going to be a tired joke but Jensen should've used a local model
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He has a local model at home. But apparently he thought that wasn't good enough
That would be such a good title! Why didn't I think of that? 😅
But these are all Chinese open weights!
That was beautiful ❤️
The AI bubble popping due to an Nvidia CEO crisis is the funniest possible outcome.
"Wild card, bitches!"
Apparently all of this was known to US intelligence one year ago. I wonder if they also knew that releasing this publicly while AI bubble was popping could be the epitome of all outcomes.
Jokes aside, i feel sorry for his wife who was with him when he had nothing.
She can make him go back significantly closer to zero, should she wish. I wish her the best.
Yeah, she stands to become very, very independently wealthy and probably have time to find someone who has all the time in the world for her.
become very, very independently wealthy
I'm going to say that she's already very, very wealthy. And splitting that in two still makes each side very, very wealthy, independently.
Jensen did have all the time in the world for her. He could've walked away at any time. What a fool.
Probably wants to get on that sooner than later too.
It’s also coming out this morning that buddy was interfering with government Chinese spy investigations. I’d maybe run not walk down to the lawyers office if I was Mrs. Huang. Get those valuations in while everything is still peak stupid.
I bet they don't touch him. He's rich and in charge of probably the most critical defense technology. Also, look what Elon got away with and who's in the white house. Even with a normal president he would probably walk.
Don’t disagree, but alimony court sure can!
Like Melinda Gates. At least he didn't give her an STI from Epstein Island and then try and dose her with meds without her knowing.
Bill Gates, piece of shit and still getting quoted by media daily.
He was probably a nicer guy before he became a scumbag grifter capitalist.
How do you think he became the SGC?
Who do I have to suck off to get a 5090? DM me.
guys, guys....
two Huangs don't make a right. when are going to learn that.
Let’s Huang out together
Maybe his wife is into it and they can have a Huangatrois.
I kind of feel bad about the immense amount of Schadenfreude I currently have. No pity for mr. leather jacket smugface though. He deserves to be punished.
Leather jackets are usually a red flag.
See also Nick Gilespie.

I mean yeah they are wearing skin for fun
You don't wear your skin? 😱
That's for business.

Now selling the Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, CEO edition!
No need to write tearful letters to your company and family, or dive out off sight during a coldplay concert or ask your friend how to slip your wife anti-std pills if you're a CEO who wears our Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, patent pending.
Edit:

Where is my AI Chinese girlfriend?

..Likes your black leather jacket, it makes you look young and cool.
Would be pretty funny if she bought him a "smart jacket" as a "gift" at some point.
GPS tracker and microphone sewn into lining. Her pet name: Alexa.
I feel so bad for his wife, not only is this in public but now the government is involved. They've been together for ages. I hope she's ok.
Oh she’s finnnnneeeee. She’s real fine actually! Probably poppin the top on the Bentley, on her way to breakfast mimos with McKenzie and Melinda
Oh, she was an attractive Chinese spy that owned a company. Most people don't understand the kind of pussy that throws itself at you once you're rich. Being targeted by a foreign nation that probably has access to all your wants, desires, and proclivities means they can more easily find the right person for you to lose your way with.
At that level of power and influence, he was going to trip up eventually. Just look at the French presidents. Each of them, without fail, has been caught cheating on their wife. One dude was even caught on a scooter, heading back from his booty call.
Doesn't make it right, but I wouldn't judge. I can barely hold back from opening a nice cold can despite my health demanding I don't.
I totally judge. Then again teh same unethical provaclivities that gets them to cheat was probably needed to get their success. Theres a reason im not and likely will never be rich.
Oh its only that thing that all these emotionally damaged dipshits do.
I can't believe Jensen Huang fucked Kimi. SMHing my damn head.
Newsworthy:
- Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with an alleged Chinese spy
Irrelevant:
- The woman's modelling career.
- Jensen's wife and family. It would've been just as bad if they had an open relationship, or if he was single.
The woman’s modelling career.
WDYM? The joke about Chinese models (like Qwen, DeepSeek, etc.) won't work without this.
100% agreed on the modelling, But I do think the family angle is relevant. The fact that the affair was illicit is what potentially gave the affair partner leverage over him. It's entirely possible he gave up more than he normally would have in order to keep the affair quiet. A single person who just wants some privacy likely wouldn't give up much if the partner started making threats.
Sure, that's a good point. Blackmail would indeed have been more likely to succeed, if the affair hadn't been exposed at this time.
It would have been very different if he was single. He wouldn't have "betrayed" his fam/wife. Maybe the sleazy media shouldn't focus on this aspect, but they can't just ignore it. It's also relevant to his perception as a defendant, ceo, grifter, etc.