๐ฆ ๐ง Splish splosh BITCH๐ฅ๐ ๐ฟ It's the๐๐๐ BLUE WAVE๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ After ๐ years๐ ๐ ๐ฎโ๐จ of TRUMP๐๐ Americans๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ are saying ๐ฃ๏ธ DOWN PIGGY๐ ๐ท And wine moms๐ท from coast๐ to๐ฝ coast๐ซ are out for BLOOD๐ง ๐ฉธ We're flipping๐ seats๐ช that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED๐คฏ ๐คฏ ๐ฒ From TALAFREAKO๐๐ซฆ and HinoHOEsa๐ proving that Texans๐ค are saying "NO"โ โ โ to their vegetables๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฝ ๐ชฆ๐ To FANNIE Andrews ๐ฎ๐ฅต making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE๐ ๐ฅ in SC ๐โจ To Rawdogswami๐ญ eating SHIT๐คข in BLOW-HIO๐ ๐คค So steam๐จ those pride flags๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ because at MIDNIGHT ๐ ๐ด๐จ ๐จ WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT๐จ๐จ ๐ค We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS๐ถ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS๐ง ๐บ๏ธ in TEAMS CALLS๐ป ๐ We're lining up ๐ง๐พโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ผโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ฝโ๐คโ๐ง๐ผ for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS๐ฅ๏ธ ๐ฒ WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL๐๐ป๐ง๐พ๐ซฐ๐ฟ AND NONBINARY๐ซ ๐ผ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ AGAIN๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ Long liveโ๐ป โ๐ผ โ๐พ โ๐ฟ the libs ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ช ๐ฆ ๐ฝ ๐ ๐
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As a non-American person I'm pretty confused with the idea of Blue Texas.. Will there be like crisis therapy arranged for the rednecks?
Will there be like crisis therapy arranged for the rednecks?
Yes, but it will come from right-wing podcasters.
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Hells to the yeah!