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๐ ABSOLUTELY RAILED BY ๐ต๐ต๐ตDEMOCRAT๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ QUEENS ๐ค ๐๐ค GINA HINOJOSA AND JAMES TALARICO TURNING THE ๐๐๐WHOLE LONE๐ค ๐ STAR ๐ค ๐STATE ๐๐๐BLUE ๐ต๐ต๐ตGINA JUST ๐๐ฆ๐
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GOV GREG ABBOTTS DUSTY ๐๐ฆ๐
ASS SO BAD HE ๐ฆ๐ฉโผ๏ธCONCEDED AT ๐ฆ๐ฉโผ๏ธ 10PM LIKE A ๐๐LIMP ๐๐DISAPPOINTMENT WHILE SHE SLID๐๐ฆ๐
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CENTURY ๐ฆ๐ฉโผ๏ธMAKING TEXAS ๐ฉ๐ฆWET ๐ฆ๐ฆFOR 4 DEMOCRATS AGAIN MEANWHILE ๐ฉ๐ฆJAMES TALARICO๐ฉ๐ฆ FLIPPED THAT REPUBLICAN ๐๐ฆ๐
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SENATE SEAT SO HARD ๐๐ฆ๐
IT ENDED A 38 YEAR DRY SPELL ๐ฉ๐ฆTHESE TWO JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE RED ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉโผ๏ธ๐ค STATE FULL ๐ค OF๐๐๐ BLUE VICTORY ๐๐๐AND LEFT ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉโผ๏ธ ABBOTT ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉโผ๏ธCRYING IN THE โ๏ธ๐ฉCORNER LIKE A ๐๐ฆ๐
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10 OF YOUR โ๏ธ๐ฉHORNIEST ๐๐ฆ๐
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ TEXAS SLUTS ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU'RE GETTING๐บ๏ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ BLUE WAVE DICKED ALL ๐บ๏ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ NIGHT LONG ๐บ๏ธ๐๐๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
๐ฆ ๐ง Splish splosh BITCH๐ฅ๐ ๐ฟ It's the๐๐๐ BLUE WAVE๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ After ๐ years๐ ๐ ๐ฎโ๐จ of TRUMP๐๐ Americans๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ are saying ๐ฃ๏ธ DOWN PIGGY๐ ๐ท And wine moms๐ท from coast๐ to๐ฝ coast๐ซ are out for BLOOD๐ง ๐ฉธ We're flipping๐ seats๐ช that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED๐คฏ ๐คฏ ๐ฒ From TALAFREAKO๐๐ซฆ and HinoHOEsa๐ proving that Texans๐ค are saying "NO"โ โ โ to their vegetables๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฝ ๐ชฆ๐ To FANNIE Andrews ๐ฎ๐ฅต making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE๐ ๐ฅ in SC ๐โจ To Rawdogswami๐ญ eating SHIT๐คข in BLOW-HIO๐ ๐คค So steam๐จ those pride flags๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ because at MIDNIGHT ๐ ๐ด๐จ ๐จ WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT๐จ๐จ ๐ค We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS๐ถ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS๐ง ๐บ๏ธ in TEAMS CALLS๐ป ๐ We're lining up ๐ง๐พโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ผโ๐คโ๐ง๐พ ๐ง๐ฝโ๐คโ๐ง๐ผ for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS๐ฅ๏ธ ๐ฒ WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL๐๐ป๐ง๐พ๐ซฐ๐ฟ AND NONBINARY๐ซ ๐ผ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ AGAIN๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ Long liveโ๐ป โ๐ผ โ๐พ โ๐ฟ the libs ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ช ๐ฆ ๐ฝ ๐ ๐