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[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 156 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's literally how consent works. Like seriously if i go free use to all, but there's this one fella that i just dont like and decide no entry for him, he gets no entry. Ill take it cnc style from every man woman and them that can find me, but that guy slips it in just once it's rape. Simple as.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (4 children)

cnc style

This is either some lingo I don't understand, or you're talking about being precision drilled?

Which I guess makes some sense. But in my personal experience, I am a very low precision tool.

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Consensual non-consent. Meaning that a person agrees to do things they might not want to do or involve being forced to do or experience. This would be negotiated ahead of time. And there would still be ways to remove consent through specific criteria like safe-words.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Great, now I'm even more confused than usual. Kind of a rush tho!

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Consensual non-consent. My understanding its role-playing SA but probably more nuanced than that.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's the gist and all us normies really need to understand about it.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The biggest part to remember is consensual, as the other commenter points out, if you're into "free use" but decide one specific person is a no, that's a firm no for that person and no explanations are necessary. In safe "lifestyle" communities consent is individual and revocable at any time.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, it would probably not be okay for someone unwanted to enter this person while they were precision drilling.

For some reason an old music video for a Benny Benassi song comes to mind ...

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can already see the OSHA training sign:

"Stay safe! No surprise buttsex in the machine shop"

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Really, this guideline should apply in basically any workplace.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

lol I assumed it was a cnc-machine reference right away, because it's a perfect metaphor.

[–] Frikisada@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That was my experience last night (but I had to say no to the guy 4 times)

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I hope he’s ostracized from any gathering again.

Didn’t think this would be an unpopular opinion, but louder for those in the back -

A person who doesn’t respect someone’s “No” is a rapist. Full stop.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fucking hell, I'm sorry you went through that. I hope he's not allowed at future events

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In our area that was all too frequently the organizer.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Been on certain sites. Usually they just don't understand no for some reason, so I have to just leave.

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[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not going to form an opinion on this case until it is concluded. I don't have enough information and I don't want to be ragebaited or trolled into either side. I'm going to wear my ignorance on my sleeve and also just say I got too much going on in my life to even find the mental bandwidth to fit this into my head anyways.

I think more people should just say this and confess ignorance. Not form an opinion on something because you feel you have to. You don't have to.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm getting lost in all the straw men, shitposts, trolls and stupid metaphors. Hard to tell which is which these days.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's like all of social media is in middle school.

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[–] SouthernShao@lemmus.org 10 points 3 days ago

This conversation is stupid. Rape is when sexual acts are performed and one of the individuals included in those acts did not consent. Everything else is idiocy.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 86 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have participated in probably over a hundred orgies and gang bangs over the years. Each one we opted to attend, besides the STD tests, had clear rules of conduct, consent, hygiene, etc. If only ten men are invited to participate, then that's the rule. If you signed up to watch, you just watch, etc. These are not difficult concepts, but some people can't abide and then have the nerve to he upset when they are thrown out.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You um...you got the event links for those orgies and gangbangs, m8?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 days ago

You can search parties on fet.

Watch the always sunny episode about the orgy first, it'll temper your expectations

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago

Fetlife and get connected with your local kinksters.

Be respectful. Get tested. Play by the rules. Have fun :)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Yeah that'd still be 100,000,000 rapists

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You're off by one order of magnitude, but that doesn't make any real difference here.

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[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You already agreed to give me money, why can't I take all your things? /s

Honestly the idea of consentual agreement really evade some people?

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A disturbing number of people don't understand consent and have no respect for the agency of others.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

of course they do

they are just lying

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I only understand consent for sex, comrade.

Everything else regressed us backwards. We need wealth refistributed by force.

[–] TheSealStartedIt@feddit.org 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Top guy pretends he was in Napoleon Dynamite (but he wasn’t) for a living, and he appears to be defending rape by calling women sluts who deserve it if they’ve ever had sex before

EDIT: clarified Nonpoleon's career choices

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 days ago

While the other user is correct, it may also be referencing the terribly misogynistic reactions to the Cornell 7 gang rape case that has been a topic of conversation in the US for a hot minute now.

[–] msbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Had a Halloween gangbang that reminded me of the Cornell 7 case and all the reactions to it. Dug this pic up from my saves, thought it fit the vibe so well.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope everyone at the gangbang was respectful and it was fun for you!

[–] msbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

All the guys respected my rules (nothing that could be used to take photos or record videos, no alcohol, etc.). Everyone got along well, and no one got aggressive in a way that made me feel unsafe. It was great!

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

Oh yay!! Congrats on a very fun Halloween celebration! I'm only a tiny bit jealous haha

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Good times, glad you had fun!

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

She did not consent to 1 guys! She only comsented to the first 0.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Well, this would not be a problem if people would stop having sex and focus on what is important.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think making that statement should be enough to put Patrick on a list.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 23 points 5 days ago

The shortlist for Republican senatorial candidate?

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, did we expect anything different from the guy who's entire reason for being known is doing a mediocre Napoleon Dynamite impression?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know this was actually someone people know of/if it was actually real.

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