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The prisoners at Lavi prison had saved up food over several days to make the cake in order to express hope that the vote will lead to [Itamar Ben-Gvir's] exit from the government.

Prison guards found the cake in a cell, prompting officials to take disciplinary measures against the eight and send them to solitary confinement.

Ben-Gvir praised prison officials for the decision and mocked prisoners' lack of access to food.

"The terrorists in Lavi Prison sat and hoarded what little food they had, a spoonful of jam here, a slide of bread there, day after day," he wrote in a social media post.

"They did this for several days, all so they could make an improvised cake and celebrate if I am not elected," he continued.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Israel is cartoonishly evil.

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 35 points 4 days ago

Even cartoon villains aren't typically that evil

It is a challenge to find a cartoon or comic book villain that is as evil as what Israel is doing.

Like I doubt Dr Doom or Darkseid would endorse rape prisons.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Cartoon villains are on the fun side of evil.

This is real, like concentration camps

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh, is making fun of starving prisoners OK now, Ben-Gvir?

Isreal needs like 100 Luigis to clean house.

[–] remon@ani.social 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well, prison cakes do famously have files in them ...

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But then you say that we should kill all the nazis from "israel" and give the land to their legitimate owners and a mod removes your message because it's genocide apologia.

It's not my fault if nazis like these deserve to die and the country is so full of them that wishing for them all to die is like wishing for a genocide.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fighting the Nazis didn't involve exterminating the germans or even the nazis for that matter.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

It didn't involve killing enough Nazis. Lots of them were hired by the US, NATO, and the USSR.