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As Republicans face scary midterm polls, Ted Cruz blames ‘transgender witches’ (www.advocate.com)

submitted 1 week ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago

Thanks transgender witches!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Keep it up, trans witches! Hex those Republicans! They believe in you!

In fact, they can't stop thinking of you... It's kinda creepy actually.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service, witches.

[–] TimeRonin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Transgender people are less than 1% of the population, your getting ousted because you're all clearly evil and have no respect for the lives of people

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But what of the portion of witches?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

The Witches Union forbids the membership numbers to be public.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This guy watches too much porn.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

The best kind of witches

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I blame republican bottom bitches who cuck for trump and run to mexico every time a snowflake falls in texas.

[–] the_q@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Trans witches doing the dark lord's work!