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Did his secret service always stand like they have poopy diapers too?

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Can you imagine the stench in there when they close the doors.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are the people who write love letters to serial killers

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Considering Trump's death toll and the already-exposed messages that Natalie Harp regularly leaves for Trump, this is not even figurative.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Those are Marines.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

2 girls one diaper

Those are Marines, not Secret Service.

They are there because the presidents helicopter is a Marine Corps aircraft, and appropriately called 'Marine 1'.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We (🇨🇦)found that standing a little forward meant you could maintain attention longer without falling backward or your legs falling asleep.

But we cheated: we'd rock back and forth to relieve pressure on heel and forefoot in turn.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And curl your toes inside the boot. We (🇳🇴)also did a light flex in the knee while raising your heel. Basically flex any muscle you can to make the "veins work"

Our officers also was very aware and kept giving attention and ease orders to get us to move

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

attention and ease order

Ha! My sergeant was "22me" (crazy French-Canadian airborne) and we got no such charity! ;-)

I never thought about the toes. Is it "make fists with your toes" like on Diehard?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

That makes sense. I've just never noticed it before.

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

I really thought for a second that this is Baron Harkonnen

[–] decolo@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

looks like you could cut the air with a knife in there. it's like the mustard gas room in basic training

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, how do we know no2 didn't oust no3? I'm not sure she can stand sharing, given the contents of those creepy letters.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh you know the diaper nurse got her shiv in

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

They have wedges in their shoes.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They're not Secret Service.

[–] guycls@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, that's a job of the Secret Service.

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It’s the job of the entire American military.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Seeing him sit there like that makes me wonder how many times he sat down to take a dump with his pants still on.

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Only one looks like the Crypt Keeper.