this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

'Just because we broke up doesn't mean I broke my promise to love you forever'. I don't get this sentence braid trend. I've seen it like three times. It reminds me of those full sentences as an acronym that I see every now and again like 'tfwylsbtdlyb'.

[–] Duchess@piefed.linenoise.vip 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just because we broke up doesn’t mean I broke my promise to love you forever

[–] john_tech@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How the fuck is that this? Whoever made that should never be allowed to write "deep" stuff again

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zig zag, don't ask me why they did that

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

brain damage from drug abuse while in the womb.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Grammatical english doesn't perfectly lend itself to visual mediums. That and this person likely communicates with emojis so... gotta meet people where they're at, I guess.

[–] Sternout@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

It's a word salad puzzle

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

people in that headspace can behave very stupidly

can't expect every dude who's going through some shit to make good art

however

he should be allowed to write a deeply sincere apology for this putrid horse shit when his brain is screwed back in right to everyone that saw this

Damn, that is idiotic.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 4 points 1 week ago

dang, it took me a while to get it right in my head, I was so proud I wanted to come here and type it out. well you beat me. :-¶

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just I, broke because we. My promise broke up. To love, doesn't mean you forever.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

I like this one better.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Call a Bondulance

[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What were they thinking?! The "forever" is supposed to be white. It's incomprehensible this way.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe start colour determines end colour in this chiffre?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say

I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be

But just broke we promise, up love because

My broke to doesn't, my broke to doesn't you. Forever.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

so gen alpha is so illiterate they can't even read in a straight line?