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[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm somehow reminded of Philip Roth which is the example of not trusting to the extreme. Wikipedia's article on The Human Stain said the book was inspired by Anatole Broyard. Roth said that wasn't true, and he contacted Wikipedia to fix it. The editors told him he wasn't a credible source on his own novel and that they needed a published secondary source. So in 2012 he wrote an open letter in The New Yorker setting the record straight, which gave Wikipedia the source it demanded.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I hear that. I've had many discussions where people link their claims and their link does not back them up or outright contradicts them. But they keep on making their claim.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I got sent so many tiktoks or other short form media where someone explains something that they read, and they sound really smart and all. Sometimes i read up the source and what they got out of it was just plain wrong or misinterpreted. Someone once said: smart people aren't on tiktok, truly smart people don't have the time, they write the stuff that people make tiktoks about.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Sounds like your friends or family are the issue.

The smartest people write a book and then make tiktok videos about the subject to advertise the book.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 day ago
[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Turkish has a different verb tense for something you personally witnessed vs heard second hand or inferred, and I really appreciate that

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck, the English stole everything that wasn't bolted down and they didn't take THAT with them? PRIORITIES, guys. Skip the French crap and integrate THIS

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can still do it. Time to ask what the turkish word is so we can integrate them into our Frankenstein language

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I looked it up earlier and don't remember the exact characters so forgive the romanization but it's basically changing "di" to "mis" at the end of verbs.

"It rained" vs "apparently it rained" when you did not actually see it raining but the sidewalk is wet.

"Ali is sick" vs "Ali is supposedly sick" when you did not confirm it (or perhaps doubt Ali's claim??)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for making it clearer. Just to add actual turkish so people can see properly :

Yağmur yağdı > It rained Yağmur yağmış > It's been said that it rained

Ali hasta > Ali is sick Ali hastamış > It's been said that Ali is sick

Yağmur > rain
yağ > to spread/to rain dı > past indicator mış > second person reporting, past

hasta > sick

[–] ttayh@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

wait, is that yag also the root for yogurt? sorry for the lack of diacritics

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yo%C4%9Furt

Inherited from Ottoman Turkish یوغورت (yoğurt), from Proto-Turkic *yogrut (“curdled, coagulated milk”),[1] from *yogur- (“to knead, to fluff up, to condense”) +‎ *-ut.[2][3] By surface analysis, yoğur- (“to knead”) +‎ -t.

You can copy and paste them from the Wikipedia article on the Turkish alphabet, or my post if you want

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey for no reason in particular, what is that word?

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Evidential past tense. Depends the verb, but it's usually verb-miş, which kinda sounds like 'misha' or 'mush' to my US ears. It's used when you haven't personally witnessed something. Like if you go outside and see puddles of water and a cloud that just passed and a rainbow, it clearly just rained but you didn't TECHNICALLY see it rain, so you say yağmur yağmış instead of yağmur yağdı if you had actually seen it.

So when you find a group of people gossiping, you just hear 'misha' 'misha' 'misha' 'misha' because they're all talking about inferred info, and I've heard it called the gossip tense.

And it's appropriate to note that I know all this second hand. I don't know any Turkish (besides Dur = stopsign from geoguessr), this is from my language nerd friend who speaks a decent amount, so I probably need to throw a -miş in here somewhere.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They said it’s a tense, not a specific word

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 1 day ago

Ok but like what if they just relaxed and said it

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Then we gotta invent some words!

[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Worse part is when a headline of an article like that is posted on social media and everyone just takes it at face value, especially if they agree with it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SCIENTIST FOUND EVIDENCE THAT THE MULTIVERSE IS REAL

New experimental observations regarding macroscopic quantum mechanical systems are found to be consistent with the many-worlds interpretation.

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yeah, Many-Worlds is just a bunch of metaphysics tacked on top of quantum mechanics. It doesn't change any of the mathematics at all, so it predicts all the same things normal quantum mechanics predicts. Yet, for some reason, all the time, you see headlines claiming to find "evidence" for Many Worlds, and you click the article, and you find that all they did was just test a prediction of quantum mechanics is correct... which obviously is consistent with Many Worlds because it makes all the same predictions! There is no experiment that can single out Many Worlds from standard quantum mechanics because they don't make different predictions.

[–] partzel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of every instance of a "Gen Z" is dumb article out there

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fake: no source

gay: anon reads

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Found the Vorin.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What's the alternative? Force journalists to reveal their sources? I'm sure that won't backfire...

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 12 hours ago

How much would you need?

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"It was revealed to me in a dream."

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

My ass is a source.

A source of shit but a source none the less

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When the word "tantalizing" is used, you know you're in for some absolute hogwash.