Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.
I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.
Yay! You're one of today's 10,000! 🥳
I love that XKCD. At this point, the 10,000 is my main social circle.
Wait, we get social circles?
That was my takeaway from the play
Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs
That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.
I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.
If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...
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That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it
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TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
Wait... so what are pussies for?
Cuddles and chaos.
Bunny!!
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2012: free the nipple!
2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change
/*//themalenipple has entered the chat
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? 😞
Just the favorite one.
The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.
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Leave the other as a control group.
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I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.
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Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"
Interesting preemptive strike there.
I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...
In other words... it was projection.
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Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?
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Small boobs usually mean nice bums...and I'm a bum man.
As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.
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Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!
Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼♂️✊🏼
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Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I'm still an ardent ally, as always, though.
I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.
Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹
But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?
Boob owner contracts to bowner.
I like all sizes of boob. Let's fight climate change together.
Epstein class
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