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[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Stolen Organ Acknowledgement

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Not get caught. luigi-dance

[–] EatMoreMacroplastics@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remember: It only counts as serial killing if it's more than 3 people and you also have to kill them on different occasions, otherwise it's just sparkling homicide.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do not steal more than $500 worth of items from Target and do not kill more than 3 people. the-more-you-know

[–] JollyRebellion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that Targets limit before seeking charges?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

A lot of stores will watch people shoplifting until they hit the threshold for it to become a criminal matter. Deeply fucked tbh.

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

I think ice-t wrote songs about this.

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Assassinate anti-sjw content creators?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Kill anyone who misgenders them (waow-based)

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Go full Hannibal Lecter on the rich

[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Woke Hannibal be like: I'm going to eat the brains of a Deputy Assistant Attorney General from the United States Justice Department