I’ve always heard it as “it’s pasteurized before you even see it.”
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That's better.
Fun fact: The ASL sign for pasteurized milk is the sign for milk (squeezing imaginary udders) moved horizontally past one's eyes, thus "past-your-eyes" milk.
Can someone explain the sudden popularity of milk jokes?
Whatever the case, they'll surely age poorly.
You can tell milk jokes until the cows come home.
Okay. That’s a was udderly cheesy, but I love it..
I'm just glad it didn't go whey above your head.
Not as fast as spoiled milk after you drink it!
Not in 'Murica libturd!