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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on Earth? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's pasteurized before you know it!

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[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Fun fact: The ASL sign for pasteurized milk is the sign for milk (squeezing imaginary udders) moved horizontally past one's eyes, thus "past-your-eyes" milk.