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An Open Letter to Senator Eric Schmitt About It Being Totally Okay Not to Know Anything About Sports (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“It is hard in America not to be good at understanding sports! People have no idea how excluded people like us feel.”

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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 10 points 1 month ago

To all my beloved Lemmings who know nothing about sports: we love and accept you just the way you are, as long as you aren't Senator Eric Schmitt

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Bro thought he was cooking.