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[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't make a lot of noise about this, or Trump will get the idea to interfere with the domain registries too and try to control them

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Melania is Slovenian, guarantee this was a Barron grift play. He's good at computer.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

And as we know from the big mac himself from when he was sitting in that Tesla: "IT'S ALL COMPUTER!!"

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Will he? Can he actually fathom what you said inside that demented head of his?

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago

Sans Intelligence.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hey thats where trumps first escort is from.

[–] CedricWhaley@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You really think she's his first?

Also, I get your joke, just playing off it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

she is the "FIRST escort of america.", im guessing nancy throat goat reagan counts.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And none of this folks joining the hype actually have anything to do with actual superintelligence. Perhaps LLM slop at best.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And calling AI "AI" likewise also doesn't de-slop the concept

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's slopified beyond repair.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Someone should ask an LLM to explain it.

[–] MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Slop Intelligence? Perhaps even that is giving it too much credit.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Slop Intelligence

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

MSGA!

/s obviously

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Remember that time Trump domain-squatted over a golden toilet?