-the pta disbands -local community members are teaching at springfield elementary while the teachers are on strike
evil genius beer company in philly has a porter called purple monkey dishwasher
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-the pta disbands -local community members are teaching at springfield elementary while the teachers are on strike
evil genius beer company in philly has a porter called purple monkey dishwasher
Looking out the window? That’s a paddlin
Oh, you better believe that's a pointin'

Correct!
Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Can I play with it?
No you won’t enjoy it on the many levels that I do.
Muhhuay
Love that line
Oh my god! The PTA has disbanded!
As a kid, one of my favorite lines in the entire series was “Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher”

Is this also the Newton time machine?