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Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports (theneedling.com)
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After months of doing his best to pretend he’s ever given a single actual shit about women’s sports, today local transphobe and Washington Sex Verification Requirements for Female School Sports Initiative supporter Rick Petty admitted he doesn’t know how much longer he can keep this up.

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[–] degen@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't think trans women should be in sports. I don't think any women should be in sports.

We are not the same. /s

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

That poor guy, I feel so bad for him. Being hateful is so exhausting.

[–] marcela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Superb.

“It’s getting harder by the day to keep passing off how afraid I am of being attracted to underage trans girls as caring about young women’s safety. I guess I just have to remember how much I want to bully any girl who doesn’t look feminine enough while playing sports into having a doctor verify she has a vagina.”