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What happens when time runs out? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

Sudden death elimination round

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Beeping

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You have to pay $9.99, or one yearly payment of $100 to continue! What a deal! Act now before it's too late!

*Payments for time are not purchases of ownership, but of a license to use time. Time unts can be revoked or altered at any point at the discretion of the issuing party or the fabric of spacetime.

[–] TrollAccount69@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Overtime

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

It won't, it's not an outside time

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone has to go and press the button to start it again

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

astrophysicists call that the big bang.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

it's over

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'll tell you what happens when t

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Boom!

[–] myszka@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You go and buy some more

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My cat starts pawing at my face, until I wake up and feed her.