Seaver was dismissed as Head of Security on 15 September 2026. In messages quoted in the lawsuit, he is alleged to have written: “I’m literally an international arms dealer and mercenary. All I do is warfare. Everyone needs to be worried about what I might do.”

Another alleged message said: “I’m going to set up a podcast dedicated to ruining Dolly’s brand partnerships and telling the violations these people have done on us. It’s going to be great. Or f****** pay me.”

Oh shit, oh fuck. The international arms dealer mercenary is going to start a podcast! Everybody run!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

skeleton-guns-akimbo Seaver was dismissed as Head of Security on 15 September 2026. In messages quoted in the lawsuit, he is alleged to have written: “I’m literally an international arms dealer and mercenary. All I do is warfare. Everyone needs to be worried about what I might do.”

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

All I do is warfare.

I shouldn't say this but I'm also a 17th Level Black Belt Badass. It's true. Google if you don't believe me.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

All he did was announce to the world that he's a whiny little shit

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 13 points 2 weeks ago

Forever 12

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

this violates the nephew code

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little removed? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.