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:sheep:

they own the hills and valleys, this is their kingdom

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[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not petting sheep is reactionary.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I must pet sheep for the sake of Communism

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Feed them some grass first to gain their trust.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

they have so much grass already, they have a very very open space full of much grass and bush.

Is there a special treat, or some sort of ritual?

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

in general, 'anything green/vegetably from outside of the paddock' is a treat for any herbivore

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I tried a zucchini, but i could not get close enough before they skedaddled

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Treats For Sheep

Carrots.
Celery.
Apple.
Watermelon.
Blueberries.
Strawberries.
Raspberries.
Bananas.

According to google.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Sheep offerings are luckily accessible

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My goat thinks bananas are the best thing on earth, if I hold one up so he can see it he'll come sprinting over. Carrots are up there too, but really anything with high fructose is gonna make them happy.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Your wisdom is greatly appreciated, thank you

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you don't pet every sheep equally it's not real communism

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

theres like more than 60 tho

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

rosa-salute It will be done mi'lord

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will only ask if it will accompany me on my journeys

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

wise and benevolent goddess