Not petting sheep is reactionary.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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I must pet sheep for the sake of Communism
Feed them some grass first to gain their trust.
they have so much grass already, they have a very very open space full of much grass and bush.
Is there a special treat, or some sort of ritual?
in general, 'anything green/vegetably from outside of the paddock' is a treat for any herbivore
I tried a zucchini, but i could not get close enough before they skedaddled
Treats For Sheep
Carrots.
Celery.
Apple.
Watermelon.
Blueberries.
Strawberries.
Raspberries.
Bananas.
According to google.
Sheep offerings are luckily accessible
My goat thinks bananas are the best thing on earth, if I hold one up so he can see it he'll come sprinting over. Carrots are up there too, but really anything with high fructose is gonna make them happy.
Your wisdom is greatly appreciated, thank you
If you don't pet every sheep equally it's not real communism
theres like more than 60 tho
Best get started then
It will be done mi'lord
steal one
I will only ask if it will accompany me on my journeys
wise and benevolent goddess