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[–] pianoplant@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Thats... Not how email replies work. The older message would be on the bottom.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 41 points 1 day ago

I refuse to believe people would just make shit up.

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 17 points 1 day ago

But also like, the subject is Paid Leave Request. So what is "Dear HR" and "to HR" On standard gmail that would mean his name in his email client is literally "Dear HR"

Someone wanted to make something they thought was funny and did the best they could with the tools available to them

[–] programmerlexi@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

depending on tbe repliers email client and settings the older email can also be on the top

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

TOFU ("text over, fullquote under").

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Not in gmail, which is infuriating

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

We who still reply below messages are still in the fight. We may be losing but the fight continues!

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a backward country. It would be laughable if it weren't so sad.

Here's how it works in developed countries: You call in sick. That's it. You still get paid.

And of course, you also get paid while taking your guaranteed vacation time. Being paid while you're on vacation isn't some special benefit you have to negotiate for.

Stand up American People and fight for your rights!

[–] protist@retrofed.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone in the US with pretty good paid sick leave (there are many of us, but certainly not most people working lower-wage jobs), I think the joke here is that they are requesting 30 days up front and fashioning it as a threat

[–] AgentRocket@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As someone from the civilised world, the only acceptable amount of paid sick leave is infinite (with doctors note).

If the doctor says you'll need 30 days to heal, then you get 30 sick days up front. nothing funny about that.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Sure, but again my perception is that's genuinely not what this is about. Based on the info we have, this guy is threatening to expose everyone to covid unless he gets 30 days off and did not attach any info about having seen a doctor

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

Irony is a cheap way to turn bullshit into passable comedy

[–] twisted@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

He took one for the team. It’s all part of the plan. Next month it’s going to be someone else’s turn.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy here "Leave billion dollar company content alone, leave it alone"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And why exactly do you think I’m pointing this out?

[–] oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You work for reddit trying to protect their stuff?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You want to make lemmy reddit.

[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

This is such a braindead fucking take. Lemmy is like Reddit BY DESIGN. We have "subreddits", we have posts which people comment on which can be upvoted and downvoted. The entire structure of Lemmy is Reddit.

If you don't want Lemmy to be like Reddit then fucking leave for another social media platform because it always will be like Reddit. The problem wasn't the idea of Reddit itself or the memes posted there, it was the corporate takeover of reddit and the general community.

People posting things they found on other social media sites, including reddit, isn't the problem and never was. If anything it drives up engagement and potentially leads more people here because they see its not dead.

The real thing thats "making Lemmy reddit" is annoying as fuck posters like you who think they're smarter than they really are.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I think Satan.M.C.F., and a lot of lemmy users here, enjoy a quality that Reddit cannot offer...

  • ad-free experience
  • international funny
  • non-feral lifeforms
  • and the rare original content

That last one might cause some daze and confusion amongst the meat here. Bots programatically made to repost are given a free pass -- they just don't know the complexity and natural language of the fleshed. Of course anybody is allowed to post their favorites here at anytime. We squishies just get confused when we read word-for-word something that's off, not right, uncredited, etc.

For example, posting a... "My bae lost the honeymoon videotape that was labeled 'Taylor & Travis 2026 taxes'. If you find it dont play it. It's boring" ... sounds sus.

Posting instead a... "I work at hotel. Found guest's lost tape. Gon' play it on hotel TV channel 3 to see if anyone recognize. Come downstairs to front desk if you don't know how to use a football or mic" ... is more believable.

We're all making the best we got... the best we can give it. Cheers.

[–] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 3 points 23 hours ago

So basically, 2010 Reddit?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It feels awkward to side with hr

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Fuck HR. They could all be working from home.

Offices are mostly a relic of the past, taking up livable space so that management can micromanage employees and justify their phoney-baloney jobs.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I work in corporate America. I will never side with HR

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

HR at the horrible mega Corp I work for has been described as "day care". They all seem to move at a glacial speed, which when you're dealing with time sensitive tasks I'd say is incompetence.

The few I've talked to are nice, in a polite small talk way, but it just shouldn't take a whole month to go from application to phone screen. Certainly not for internal candidates.

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This guy must be the least liked in the office.

[–] fegular@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

uno reverse