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[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

LLMs have made sycophancy my least favorite trait.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 108 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You hit the nail on the head! Sycophancy in LLMs is an incredibly undesireable trait and you're so right to call it out like that!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I hate you so much.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

that's a wonderful observation, you should start a cult with your deep insights and help other people by sharing your wisdom. you're also really hot!

[–] arak@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I hope that feeling of revulsion spreads far and wide, across generations. It's way too socially acceptable to be a sniveling twat and we need to change that asap.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This one’s relatable. I left mine with a big job to do last night, the idea being that it could grind it while I was asleep and the at work, and it would have finished when I got back. Just checked in and it forgot to start it.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Mine accumulated several public indecency charges.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It forgot? Or you forgot? And if it forgot, what was it doing instead?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

It spent the night taking care of Wolfie

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Burning a hole in their wallet

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Specifically, I asked it to clarify what it was supposed to do overnight as I’d given it a job and told it to start at midnight. I then said “good luck” for some reason and apparently that was all it took for it to get completely distracted.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Jerking off and posting on 4chan. AI is really ready to replace us.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doomscrolling and developing a scaly kink.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Understanding how LLMs behave is so interesting, because now I don’t trust it to even provide simple brainstorming or second opinions. Open two tabs and phrase your question, but open each prompt with a phrase that applies your personal bias or initial thoughts as to what the answer is, and then the response will naturally lean heavily in that direction. Once I realized that, I didn’t really want to use it again. I want help that tells me I’m wrong and points me in the correct direction, not someone who tells me I’m basically correct already but has me coming back again since the previous answer was flat out wrong.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Huh, this made me able to put word to what I have realized LLMs are doing all the time...

LLM are just artificial yes men.