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It forgot? Or you forgot? And if it forgot, what was it doing instead?
It spent the night taking care of Wolfie
Burning a hole in their wallet
Specifically, I asked it to clarify what it was supposed to do overnight as I’d given it a job and told it to start at midnight. I then said “good luck” for some reason and apparently that was all it took for it to get completely distracted.
Jerking off and posting on 4chan. AI is really ready to replace us.
Doomscrolling and developing a scaly kink.