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"I need to infuse my essence into additional interchangeable breeding vessels."
While I despise muskrat, I must insist that insulting based on appearance is disgusting.
Not only that, but I'm also somewhat convinced that this body shape might be caused by a genetic issue - Aromatase Deficiency, which causes issues with stopping the growth of your limbs after puberty.
Ayyy lmao
The sooner this mutant dies the better off this world will be.
Nah that's the body of something that will love for centuries and feed off of children. He'll look like the crypt keeper before he dies.
The autopsy will certainly be entertaining.

Is that Elon Muskrat?
The vibe reminds me a lot of this game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3180070/No_Im_not_a_Human/
Peak male physique for a frog man? To be fair, I'm pretty out of shape myself, but at least I look vaguely human.
Are you taking extreme amounts of HGH and ketamine without any type of exercise?
No, but I'm an alcoholic diabetic.
X-files theme intensifies.
How would a person exercise or not exercise in such a way to purposely look like that?
Hunchback + shoulder exercises+ sedentary lifestyle + diapers for loose bowels from ketamine abuse.
I read somewhere that this physic was caused by estrogen deficiency. And this dumbass is apparently blocking estrogen in his body because that’s “for women and he’s a real man”.
Gender affirming care... If you don't know how hormones work