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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"when is your wildest party"

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"I need to infuse my essence into additional interchangeable breeding vessels."

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

While I despise muskrat, I must insist that insulting based on appearance is disgusting.

Not only that, but I'm also somewhat convinced that this body shape might be caused by a genetic issue - Aromatase Deficiency, which causes issues with stopping the growth of your limbs after puberty.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The sooner this mutant dies the better off this world will be.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Nah that's the body of something that will love for centuries and feed off of children. He'll look like the crypt keeper before he dies.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The autopsy will certainly be entertaining.

[–] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Is that Elon Muskrat?

[–] SirHaxalot@nord.pub 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Peak male physique for a frog man? To be fair, I'm pretty out of shape myself, but at least I look vaguely human.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you taking extreme amounts of HGH and ketamine without any type of exercise?

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 points 3 days ago

No, but I'm an alcoholic diabetic.

[–] TwodogsFighting 2 points 3 days ago

X-files theme intensifies.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How would a person exercise or not exercise in such a way to purposely look like that?

Hunchback + shoulder exercises+ sedentary lifestyle + diapers for loose bowels from ketamine abuse.

[–] tinwelint@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I read somewhere that this physic was caused by estrogen deficiency. And this dumbass is apparently blocking estrogen in his body because that’s “for women and he’s a real man”.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 7 points 4 days ago

Gender affirming care... If you don't know how hormones work