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"Annnnyhow, that's how I got rectal melanoma."
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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I've had one removed from the bottom of my foot. No way I'm risking ass cancer.
Seriously kids, you're not invincible. Protect your skin. I never sunburn, so I was always shirtless with no sunscreen when doing outside work.
Until my early 30s when the doc had to take a 1x3in sstrip off my back because the pre-cancerous 8mm punch biopsy didn't have clean edges.
Finally went to a dermatologist for an official mole check (instead of asking my GP if a mole looked concerning), and she froze about 30 melanomas off my face that I didn't even realize were cancer.
I'm reasonably confident that it's only a matter of time before one metastasizes before I catch it.
And that's how I met your mother.
"Stick it where the sun don't shi... oh."
Unclear: who wants to sun their anus, you or the people behind you?
And are they behind you right now (pic) or earlier, presumably on public transport?
Anyhow, unfortunately this is nothing new to me. A former partner used to do it and later Trump suggested it as a cure for Covid.
Tucker Carlson was promoting it on his Fox show, before he got fired. I think maybe Alex Jones too but I'm not sure.
But you can't sell sunshine. There must have been some contraption that you can buy for only $299?
Anyhow, yeah, antivaxxers, covid deniers, doomers, nazis - they're all in it for the grift.
It was like a red light therapy for your ass 🤣
Probably in the shape of glowsticks that you're supposed to ... I think I'm going to stop there.
I wonder which grifter "friend" Trump was trying to help out when he said that should be good against Covid.
its just a sexually charged embraced.
She's my favorite!
If you'll notice, Artemis and Z are the only characters in the show who just go with the gang's craziness. They're the only characters that haven't been burned. I like to think of them as the:
Artemis is just as horrible as the gang which is why she is immune. She spiked everyone on a plane's drinks with ayahuasca!
The sun has flares.. would that make it safe for anal use?🤔
Freedom of the press was a mistake.
Yeah!
We should all be bleaching our assholes the old fashioned way, by dunking our taints in the vat at the Laundromat as God intended
Shouldn't the person on the cover have her ass pointed toward the sun?
Logically yes, but providing context through illustration is a whole other ball game.
Whatever you do, just don't forget the sunscreen.
So...this comment was posted a bit late. Is it okay to shove aloe directly up my ass?
This looks like AI. Anus Illuminated.
I think it's just good ol' photoshop
Poop Hole On The Outer Side Handling Orthogonal Photons?
Yeah that's right!