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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My childhood cat was named Gimpy. My sister named him.

When my dad found him, Gimpy was running around on his elbows. He was running so well, my dad had a tough time catching him.

The reason he was running on his elbows was because both his front legs were broken.

The smart thing to do would have been to just let him die in the field. However, my dad foolishly took him home and showed him to me.

We couldn't get him to eat anything. We tried giving him cat food, but he wouldn't eat it. Then we soaked the cat food in milk until it was wet mush, but he still wouldn't eat it. Then I picked him up and put small drops of mushy wet cat food on my arm and he would lick it off my arm while I held him.

I think I was 10 or 11. Of course I fell in love with this kitten. This led to my parents searching for a vet who would save him. They eventually found one and paid an amount to fix him that would be thousands in today's money.

Keep in mind how extraordinary this was. He was a barn cat. The vet who saved him tried to get me to give up. He told me he'd find me a different kitten, but I said I didn't want a different kitten.

Every other kitten born on that farm died. Gimpy lived about 20 years.

His legs were never quite right. One healed strange and bent out at an angle. The other didn't heal and had to be whittled down to a stump. He never stopped trying to use the stump to walk.

He was an absolutely fantastic cat.

All that to say that the word, "gimpy", will forever mean something different and special to me.

"Gimp" just makes me think of Pulp Fiction.

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

wow, what an amazing story

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

But wasn't nearly as contentious as naming their software 'Gimp'.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 3 weeks ago

I never ever heard any complaints about that! Not even once!

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Excuse me but it's "The GIMP." Always has been, always will be.

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[–] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

GIMP not Gimp, there is a difference;
It's GNU Image Manipulation Program not a GNU disable program

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[–] heliotrope@slrpnk.net 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Actual GIMP splash screen from 2010:

Tap for image

[–] decolo@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What is going on with the dorsal spine thing? looks like a third arm or a really obscure sex toy configuration

oh, someone answered farther down

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[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago

It's also been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Absolutely blessed.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 79 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, crippled by med school debt. A tragedy.

[–] doleo@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks to this post, I learned about gimpchat. Thanks to gimpchat, I learned all about what Wilber is:

https://gimpchat.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=10265

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Death of the author. GIMP is a crippled dog.

[–] doleo@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. I see, yes. In a sense, aren't we all?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

poetic, I like it. I will quote you on this

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Why were people angry about that exactly?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 weeks ago

They hated cripples, I guess?

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

its an offensive term for a disabled person. i dunno if the authors were aware.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Aaah yeah, I can understand that then. I wasn't aware, sorry.

[–] majster@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Should've been the guy from Pulp Fiction as the mascot

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that's the closer meaning anyhow. At least there is one splash screen, somewhat NSFW here (scroll down to GIMP 2.7.2 and 2.7.3 by Alexia Death.). Note that the extra arm on the goat lady isn't an error, it's a reference to GEGL (Generic Graphics Library / Genetically Engineered Goat, Large)

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

extra arm isn't an error? That's what mata AI want you to think

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A crippled dog is a very good mascot for that… software.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

At least it's still alive, unlike Irfanview's, which is...

cwA cat roadkill

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

oh so that's what that is :/

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

I thought so too!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

97% of the fediverse, I guess.

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is there a config option to re-enable the dog?

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait, I forgotten it's originally a slur then kink reclaimed it as a word for a sub that wears a leather or latex full face and head mask

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