this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
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Giggity!
I've read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise
Deaf people, don't believe these lies.
Yes, farts smell. But they don't make any real noise. Just keep on ripping them out!!
Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?
I got the good ol slide whistle.
I'm more of a THX noise type.
I shouldn't be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid...
Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)
It's all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.
For both your dicks?
Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch
Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?
That's more like a balloon deflating
Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?
We talked about this. Don't jack off on live television
That's a funny way of saying you masterbate...
(Phallic Noises)
Oh right, they don't even know what's the inspiration for Mario's jumping sound
Which they can't hear, so the reference would be lost
Sproinnggg